Sooooo, the doctor looked at the Xrays of my shoulder and knee, then at the CT Scan results of my back (each, exacerbation of a singular recent event), then he looked at my medical history (past scan results). "I'd ask if you were a football player but your body's damage is EVERYWHERE!" he remarked jokingly. "Well," I replied, "I'd love to say that my friends and I were the inspiration for the movie "Jack-Ass", but I think people would never admit that we did what we did for fear of going to jail for past pranks and crimes!" "Great. You were those college daredevils ." " Worse ! We were summer high school students!" God, I miss the old days and the crew. We called ourselves the "E.C. (East Chicago) Cruisers". We were the kings of practical jokes. Before that, it was the "Alder Street Boyz". If we weren't playing sports with/against the boys across town, we were winning the...
I say the kinds of things that kept me out of the really GOOD colleges. Welcome to my madness. Hope you stay awhile...