If you follow me on Facebook, you may remember the "Message From Us Grown Folk" series. People love sharing these thoughts with their children, who seem to have this undying sense of entitlement.
No reason I can't bring them to my blog page, eh?
That being said... ...heeeeeeeeere we GO!
Yung'uns, I know I've talked about this before, but it begs repeating...
Sagging pants are not cool, not stylish, not "swag" and don't look good at all.
It's "played out", "out of style", or whatever you want to call it. In fact, it's ignorant as HELL.
It's unprofessional in the workplace and your boss is a fool if he/she lets you do it. This stupid trend somehow became popular with Jodeci, in the 90s, right around the time REAL music died.
(Yeah, I said it.)
If you dig deeper, it began in prisons. Do you REALLY want to know the story behind that?
Effective immediately, I am commissioning all men over 40 years and/or 275 lbs (125 kg for the rest of the world) to wear their pants sagging until you kids stop. In fact, I'm including all grand and great-grandmothers. Let you catch a peek at some old, dingy granny panties!
Let's face it. We're tired of looking at your baggy underwear. When you start seeing OUR underwear, hopefully you'll understand our position. As a side note, my underwear is all worn out. Nothing but an elastic band - so when you see me mowing the lawn, pants sagging and "sumo wrestler" drawz underneath (let's not forget that "plumber's crack"), don't say you didn't deserve it...
No reason I can't bring them to my blog page, eh?
That being said... ...heeeeeeeeere we GO!
Originally posted on Facebook - June 2, 2012
Yung'uns, I know I've talked about this before, but it begs repeating...
Sagging pants are not cool, not stylish, not "swag" and don't look good at all.
They never DID!
It's "played out", "out of style", or whatever you want to call it. In fact, it's ignorant as HELL.
It's unprofessional in the workplace and your boss is a fool if he/she lets you do it. This stupid trend somehow became popular with Jodeci, in the 90s, right around the time REAL music died.
(Yeah, I said it.)
If you dig deeper, it began in prisons. Do you REALLY want to know the story behind that?
Effective immediately, I am commissioning all men over 40 years and/or 275 lbs (125 kg for the rest of the world) to wear their pants sagging until you kids stop. In fact, I'm including all grand and great-grandmothers. Let you catch a peek at some old, dingy granny panties!
Let's face it. We're tired of looking at your baggy underwear. When you start seeing OUR underwear, hopefully you'll understand our position. As a side note, my underwear is all worn out. Nothing but an elastic band - so when you see me mowing the lawn, pants sagging and "sumo wrestler" drawz underneath (let's not forget that "plumber's crack"), don't say you didn't deserve it...
Here endeth the lesson.
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